The Unconventional Author

And Other Shit Rich Cunts Say When They Dissolve Your Trust Fund. But that's a long headline, no? Here's some back story. I kne...

After five hours of sleep, I woke to the sound of my fish tank filter running too loudly and it set off an alarm in my head. After five and...

While I did have a good relaxing weekend--got to spend time with one of my best friends, Emily--it was also a pretty bad week for an alarmi...

Why not talk romantic and sexual love today rather than wax on the semantics of different kinds of love? I can't say for certain wh...

Let's talk about love. No, not my love life (or absence of one). If I could lead in with a personal anecdote, then what comes to mi...

Da Vinci is credited to have said that art is never finished, only abandoned. In truth, who said it doesn't matter so much as the senti...

Aside from notions of species superiority, there are undeniably parallels in being parent to a human being and parent to some creature that...